2025 MELON DE BOURGOGNE
$28
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Alexander Valley
Horoscope: Pisces - she just gets you! Such a pisces!
Favorite Foods:
Raw oysters on the half shell
Movie theater popcornβ¦extra butter
Hobbies:
Suntanning
Tropical vacations
Watching other people exercise
Pet Peeve: Exercising
2025 DRY RIESLING
$28
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Sonoma Mountain
Horoscope: Aries β even if you think you wonβt like her, sheβs confident you will! Such an Aries!
Favorite Foods:
Thai green curry
Totinoβs Pizza Rolls (specifically pepperoni)
Hobbies:
Long walks on the beach
Eating seafood towers
Becoming best friends with your mom
Pet Peeves: People who like chardonnay (fyi, your mom doesnβt anymore)
2025 DRY GEWΓRZTRAMINER
$28
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Redwood Valley
Horoscope: Scorpio - IYKYK
Favorite Foods:
Chicken Tikka Masala
Popcorn shrimp
Hobbies:
Cooking without a recipe
Thrifting glassware
Buying too many things at the Farmerβs Market
Pet Peeves: Being called βsweetieβ
2025 ROSΓ OF GRENACHE
$28
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Dry Creek Valley
Horoscope: Libra β charming, beautiful, and well-balanced. Such a Libra!
Favorite Foods:
Crab cakes with too much aioli (no such thing!
Dino Nuggets dipped in ranch dressing
Hobbies:
Drinking wine out of a mug during zoom meetings
Cracking inappropriate jokes and getting away with it because of her accent (mark)
Stealing your husband
Pet Peeves: Having to ask for more bread at a restaurant
2025 PINOT NOIR NOUVEAU
$32
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Sonoma Coast
Horoscope: Sagittarius β that friend thatβs friends with everyone, you canβt help but love her! Such a Sagittarius!
Favorite Foods:
Beef goulash served atop buttered spaetzle
Disneyland Turkey Leg
Hobbies:
Skinny dipping
Picnics in the park
Being your new best friend
Pet Peeve: Instagram censoring nipples
2023 βStir the Potβ PΓ©t Nat
$32
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Dry Creek Valley
Horoscope: Aries - sheβs the life of the party!
Favorite Foods:
Pan-seared Duck Breasts with Dried Tart Cherry and Hazelnut Farro with Pickled Fennel
Red wine braised beef shortribs
Pepperoni Hot Pocket
Hobbies:
Parties, duh!
Hiking
Picnics on the beach
Pet Peeves:
Buzz kills
Hiking when there isnβt a glass of wine at the end
2023 βRudie Nudieβ Skin Contact Melon
$32
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Age: Vintage 2023
Hometown: Sonoma Mountain
Horoscope: Leo β loves to be the center of attention! Such a Leo!
Favorite Foods:
Strawberry and Whipped Ricotta Toasts with RosΓ©-infused Honey
Oysters Rockefeller
Movie Theater Butter Microwave Popcorn
Hobbies:
Slurping oysters
Bucket hats
House warming parties
Pet Peeves: People that back into parking spaces
2024 βOrange Ya Gladβ Skin Contact Riesling
$32
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Age: Vintage 2024
Hometown: Cole Ranch
Horoscope: Taurus β loves skin to skin contact and a good glass of wine
Favorite Foods:
Baked brie with honey and pecans
Mozzarella sticks with ranch
Hobbies:
Collecting ceramics
Hosting dinner parties
Talking about their sourdough starter
Pet Peeves: Phones at the dinner table except if youβre photographing dinner
2025 βPink Melon-adeβ Co-Ferment
$32
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Sonoma County
Horoscope: Gemini - proof that two personalities are better than one.
Favorite Foods:
Fresh crudo with flaky salt and citrus
Salt & vinegar chips
Roast chicken
Hobbies:
Park picnics
Always ordering 'just one more round'
Flirting with everyone
Pet Peeves:
When someone calls it βbasically rosΓ©β β¦itβs not, but sheβll let it slide (once).
2024 βGrape Partyβ Carbonic Carignane
$32
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Age: Vintage 2024
Hometown: Alexander Valley
Horoscope: Aquarius - sheβs so adventurous!
Favorite Foods:
Oysters with pet nat mignonette, creme fraiche, and trout roe
Salmon crudo
Popcorn shrimp
Hobbies:
Thinking theyβre good at ceramics
Cooking!
Being on a boat
Pet Peeves:
People who are actually good at ceramics
Doing dishes
2025 βOnce in a Blue Moonβ Pinot Noir
$36
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Petaluma Gap
Horoscope: Virgo β this wine is all about balance
Favorite Foods:
Pan-Seared Duck Breasts with Dried Tart Cherry and Hazelnut Farro with Pickled Fennel
Pepperoni Pizza
Beef Wellington
Hobbies:
Wine and popcorn on the couch with a good movie
Fireside chats
Hanging out at the buffet table
Pet Peeves: Predictability
2025 ROSΓ OF GRENACHE 1.5L POUCH
$52
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Age: Vintage 2025
Hometown: Dry Creek Valley
Horoscope: Libra β charming, beautiful, and well-balanced. Such a Libra!
Favorite Foods:
Mussels in Saffron and White Wine Broth
Crab cakes with too much aioli (no such thing!
Dino Nuggets dipped in ranch dressing
Hobbies:
Drinking wine out of a mug during zoom meetings
Cracking inappropriate jokes and getting away with it because of her accent (mark)
Stealing your husband
Pet Peeves: Having to ask for more bread at a restaurant